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11.06.2025 02:22
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Nuts and Butts
—
Unacceptable again!
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Next, they tried...
No go.
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